egberts:

"you stole that joke from tumblr" i posted that joke to tumblr

furbychild:

talk furby to me

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sheisdrawntothefire:

Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week. 

sassyabrahamlincoln:

sassyabrahamlincoln:

4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it

now im stoned
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pleatedjeans:

How to enjoy sporting events…

pleatedjeans:

How to enjoy sporting events…

taxiderby:

We’ve done it. We’ve located the coolest motherfucker on the planet.

taxiderby:

We’ve done it. We’ve located the coolest motherfucker on the planet.

oknope:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

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zoo wee papa